By: Joe Schmo from Kokomo

Joe Schmo from Kokomo — Wed, 18 Sep 2024 11:14:41 +0000

“The preparedness community” LOL I thought y’all were preppers.
Jump to the last paragraph : Citizens are scared and there’s nothing irrational about their concerns,”
In other words, We ain’t nuts, so y’all better start spendin’ all your hard earned money on buckets full a dried beans, solar panels and gunpowder. Then you’re gonna need a little postage stamp size piece a land in the middle a nowhere, where ya don’t know anybody. And an old rusty pickup, and some kind of old barrel stove, a skillet, and one a them old cast iron bathtubs, so’s you can light a fire under it, after it rains when you got some water. Then you need you a shortwave radio, an old 30-30 and a beat up old axe handle. Wouldn’t hurt to have a couple chickens but yer gonna need some corn. Better start findin’ some gold down at the creek, if ya got a creek, cause yer gonna need some chicken scratch and bullets. When the wind starts blowin’ through yer britches, you know winter ain’t far away. You better learn how to skin you an animal, in case ya start gettin’ a might hongry for something’ other than dried beans.
In other words, send us all your money, cause we’re preppers, and you’re just an idiot who ain’t smart enough to pour piss out of a boot, with a hole in the toe and instructions on the heel.
Preppers! Preppers! Preppers! Preppers! Cash in while you can. Because FEAR.

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By: Joe Schmo from Kokomo